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Every morning, Susan would tell John that he was going to blow his guts out of his ass.


John would just laugh and continue his morning routine I'm a curmudgeon and I hate Thanksgiving As far as I'm concerned everyone can take their turkey and stuff it. Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this Give a man some corn, he eats for a day.

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Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land! Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American! I dropped the thanksgiving dinner and caused a geopolitical incident. The fall of Turkey. The splattering of Greece. And the breaking up of China. We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year.

We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, murder them, and take their land. If your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas.

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Can I visit between the holidays? Turkey Hunters just in time for Thanksgiving Turkey Hunting An year-old man went to the doctor, who was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health? I'm up before daylight and out chasing How do they celebrate Thanksgiving in the EU?

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Each and every morning of those 15 years, Bob has woken up, farted loudly and proudly, rolled over onto his back and got out of bed to go to work And each and every morning for those 15 years, Martha has said to him disgustedly, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out! Martha is totally fed up with this and then one Thanksgi My least favorite Thanksgiving leftovers are The relatives who don't leave until Monday.

Little Johnny's Thanksgiving

Little Johnny returns to school after Thanksgiving break,.. The first child raises their hand and says, "I spilled my milk at dinner and I learned not to cry over spilled milk. Johnny lau On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia Turkey shoot you! The only good thing about Thanksgiving is the food And even that turns to shit. I'm addicted to thanksgiving leftovers. But thankfully I've gotten some help and I'm quitting cold turkey. What did turkey do on thanksgiving? Changed its foreign policy on syria. What do robots eat for dessert on thanksgiving?

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A Thanksgiving joke from my uncle Has anyone ever had a turducken? Yeah I have. I started to push it out, but it ducked right back in. I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies Everything else is just gravy. Me: They would if Columbus had stopped to ask for directions Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin? It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table. On the day before Thanksgiving, Jimmy heard his parents call each other "bitch" and "bastard" one day.

Confused, he saked them what those words meant. His parents told him that it meant "ladies and gentlemen". The next day, Jimmy saw his dad shaving. His dad accidentally cut his face and exclaimed, "Shit!

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Little Johnny's Thanksgiving It was thanksgiving eve and Little Johnny was in his room, when he heard his dad shout from the living room, "These Bitches and Bastards! Ready for Thanksgiving, steps for a great Turkey!!! Step 1. Buy a turkey Step 2. Have a glass of wine Step 3.

Stuff the turkey Step 4. Have a glass of wine Step 5.

Put turkey in oven Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine Step 7. Turk the bastey Step 8. Wine of glass another get Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer Step I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving. What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer? Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving?? It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai. What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner?

Thanksgiving with her parents A boy is invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his girlfriend's parent's house so that they can meet him. They have been together a while but haven't had sex yet. She tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So he decides to get some condoms at the local pharmacy. He do It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards.

Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey. I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, "you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years. The day in when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left.

Wives are like thanksgiving turkeys They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling. Thanksgiving Boobs sale Just came back from another universe. People there celebrate thanksgiving with oven-roasted human-female Boobs.

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I went to boobs market to shop boobs, and I was so surprised with the variety of boobs on sale. Black boobs were priced per lb, white boobs were per lb but Chinese boobs were We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land. Thanksgiving Day It was the week before thanksgiving and a little kid heard his parents arguing, although he couldn't hear much, he made out the words "Bitch" and "Bastard". So he goes up to his Dad and says "Daddy, What is a bastard? Later that I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing.

I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan Black Fridays Matter. Actress Ginnifer Goodwin plays her in the movie. That's not true. She loved his career and was proud of him until he started taking drugs and stopped coming home," Kathy Cash said. Vivian Liberto Distin died earlier this year as a result of complications from lung cancer.